![]() Perhaps the only way for this riddle to be resolved once and for all is for a blogger to visit Tregaron to do some on-the-ground investigating and in-person interviews with both local police and local badgers. (Our sources inform us that the dwarf whose photograph appeared in the Sunday Sport's "coverage" of the badger death is named Joey the Midget, and you can Google him yourself.) More importantly, an official for the police in Tregaron, Wales-where Foster's half-eaten body was supposedly found, told the reporter that she "hadn't heard of any report of the alleged death." Then again, it's possible that the Tregaron police are just trying to cover up the murder in order to protect its tourism industry. tabloid Sunday Sport recently introduced the world to Percy Foster, a 35-year-old dwarf porn…Ī Huffington Post reporter interviewed an historian of X-rated movies and searched the Internet Hi-Ho Hi-Ho and low in search of info on Foster, and discovered nothing to confirm his existence. Gordon Ramsay's Porn Dwarf Double Eaten by Badger Looks like our skepticism regarding Percy Foster-the 35-year-old dwarf, Gordon Ramsay look-a-like, and porn star whose murder by hungry Welsh badgers captivated the world/ Internet-was well-founded: Foster seems to be a made-up man, as mythical as the Gordon Ramsay look-a-like unicorn and the Gordon Ramsay look-a-like minotaur.
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